The people I am hanging around are 8eing really crazy ::::/
Oh, and speaking of pictures. I happened to get this one of Sollux and Eridan 8eing…I 8elieve that human word is, “ador8s.”
Ugh.
So Tavros drew this for me. I gueeeeeeeess it’s kind of cute.
Although I’m not sure if this is some kind of flushed overture or not ::::/
I reely miss my friends. Like…R-E—ELY R——E——ELY miss t)(em. It’s been aw)(ile since I’ve seen t)(e Condesce and )(er friend. Its been even longer since I’ve seen -Eridan, Vriska, and Tavros. And, cod…I t)(ink t)(e last time I saw Sollux was at Fanime! But I’m going to get to see t)(e Condesce and )(er friend t)(is weekend so I’m super excited for t)(at! 38D I wonder if anyone else will be t)(ere. 38)a
fef im comin ovver too this wweekend holy fin flippin shit i didnt knoww you wwere goin ta be there wwe should go to dinner i can make good on that promise finally
Looks like this is going to 8e a gr8 party then, since I will 8e there as well!!!!!!!!

friendlyneighborhoodspider8itch:
friendlyneighborhoodspider8itch:
can i just say that you humans havve some shitty ideas a wwhat possibly lurks in the depths a the wwater because wwhat the fuck evven is this are those googly eyes an cheap fur
an its ruinin their sloppy make outs talk about bein fuckin rudeNo, I’d say that looks like a pretty accur8 representation of you.
vvris you flatter me i mean i am a handsome devvil of a troll but that human aint evven tryin to help that pathetic wwoman i like his fashion sense though
Well you got one thing right, if I was comparing you to that human then the whole ‘aint evven tryin to help’ thing would make sense. Although after kissing you she might just throw herself into the sea-8east’s arms in horror of what she had just done.
i wwouldnt say that i got a damn fine kiss to givve wwhen the mood is right but you wwont evver knoww howw that is since no one wwants ta kiss your web licking lips i on the other hand havve a troll to kiss wwhenevver the fuck i wwant an he has not a single complaint about my kissin abilities an prowwess so shovve off land hag
Agreed, I wouldn’t say that you have a damn fine kiss to give either.
I don’t care if no one wants to kiss me 8ecause that just means no one around is cool or worthy enough to realize just how gr8 I am yet. And I do have high standards that need to 8e met.

friendlyneighborhoodspider8itch:
can i just say that you humans havve some shitty ideas a wwhat possibly lurks in the depths a the wwater because wwhat the fuck evven is this are those googly eyes an cheap fur
an its ruinin their sloppy make outs talk about bein fuckin rudeNo, I’d say that looks like a pretty accur8 representation of you.
vvris you flatter me i mean i am a handsome devvil of a troll but that human aint evven tryin to help that pathetic wwoman i like his fashion sense though
Well you got one thing right, if I was comparing you to that human then the whole ‘aint evven tryin to help’ thing would make sense. Although after kissing you she might just throw herself into the sea-8east’s arms in horror of what she had just done.

can i just say that you humans havve some shitty ideas a wwhat possibly lurks in the depths a the wwater because wwhat the fuck evven is this are those googly eyes an cheap fur
an its ruinin their sloppy make outs talk about bein fuckin rude
No, I’d say that looks like a pretty accur8 representation of you.
friendlyneighborhoodspider8itch:
So 8eing yourself means that you must fail at things? Oh Tavros, that’s just soooooooo sad ::::(
It’s that kind of attitude that led you to 8e walking-challenged in the first place!!!!!!!!
We should fix that!!!!!!!!
uHH, i HOPE THIS DOESN’T SOUND RUDE, oR MAYBE BORING, bUT
i THINK THE THING THAT LEAD ME TO HAVE, uH, nONFUNCTIONING LEGS, wAS THE INVASIVE THING THAT STARTED THIS CONVERSATION, aND SOMEBODY NOT PLAYING BY, uHHH, gAME RULES,
uHH, eVERYTIME YOU WANT TO, fIX SOMETHING, sOMETHING USUALLY UNPLEASANT, hAPPENS AND, uSUALLY TO ME„„i DON’T WANT TO FIX ANYTHING, tHAT ISN’T BROKEN,
eXCEPT MAYBE MY LEGS,
Taaaaaaaavros, you should know 8y now that someone as awesome as me doesn’t really have to worry a8out or follow such silly little things like rules!
And no, every time I do something it works out gr8, it’s just other people, like certain Pupas, who mess things up and make them not work. No wonder you always need my help so much!!!!!!!!
fAILING AT THINGS SEEMS OKAY, wHEN I CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE, oF NOT FAILING AT THINGS, aND NOT BEING MYSELF,
aND MAYBE NOT BEING, uHH, pARALYZED IN THE FIRST PLACE,
So 8eing yourself means that you must fail at things? Oh Tavros, that’s just soooooooo sad ::::(
It’s that kind of attitude that led you to 8e walking-challenged in the first place!!!!!!!!
We should fix that!!!!!!!!


